April 8 2014, 2am




When the videogame plays the instrumental version of the main theme during an important scene


When the videogame plays the main theme during the last boss fight.


Final Chapter : (Name of Game)

April 8 2014, 1am


making fun of body hair is mean and rude and cruel and you shouldn’t do it. people don’t voluntarily choose to have body hair, and if they choose to keep it its their fucking decision and it shouldn’t be ridiculed just because this culture’s weirdly obsessed with hairlessness there’s nothing wrong with hair it’s just hair stop making people feel bad for having it that’s awful

April 8 2014, 1am



So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

April 8 2014, 1am



Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

I’ve thought about this

April 8 2014, 1am


shit we’ve found out:

  • eren’s a titan
  • annie’s a titan
  • reiner’s a titan
  • berthold’s a titan
  • ymir’s a titan
  • the walls are fucking titans
  • christa is historia
  • levi ackerman

shit we haven’t found out

  • whats in eren’s basement

April 8 2014, 1am







do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much